Christina Vs. The Barista

Me: I’d like a small, dark hot chocolate with a double shot of caramel.

Barista: Frozen, iced, or hot?

Me: Um, what?

Barista:  Frozen, iced, or hot hot chocolate.

Me: A small, dark HOT chocolate.

Barista: *gives me a look* Which kind?

Me: *through clenched teeth* Hot. Hot. Chocolate.

After paying…

Me: Oh, I’m sorry, did you give me my receipt?

Barista: Um, no.  *He looks away from me and then glances back like he forgot I was there.*

Me: *silence*

Barista: Did you, like, want one or something?

Me: …

Some days, I just can’t with people. On the plus side, my hot hot chocolate was delicious.